The One Where I Embarrass Two out of Three of my Children
![Dominic and Elliot with painted nails](http://www.justbringthechocolate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/boys-nails-100x100.jpg)
I thought that perhaps my days of being able to surreptitiously gather ammunition for free and guiltless use against my children when they morph into grunting, fridge-clearing Neanderthals teenagers were all but over. Certainly my oldest (who is 9, but shows signs of precocious development of the evil genius trait earlier than I had originally