The One Where I Confess
![Elliot, Lilia and Dominic Blower sticking out their tongues](https://www.justbringthechocolate.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tongues-100x100.jpg)
In the spirit of openness and honesty, for all the people who accidently landed here courtesy of Google, let me just state that at no point in this blog post am I going to be talking about anything that involves my boobs. This isn't that kind of confession. Nor have I found god. Sorry Catholics.